(A clock! Time! On the noggin! Ouch!)
First off, I don’t consider being called gay an insult, and of course I see how people would make assumptions. I wouldn’t have moved to Chelsea and worked in the interior design business if I wasn’t comfortable in my sexuality. I also wouldn’t be ashamed if I were gay, the truth just happens to be that I’m straight. Sorry if that’s disappointing to your readers.And THAT, Jared Paul Stern, is how one makes good use of Gawker.
Happy Day-After Tax Day! Hope you're all getting a big fat refund, or at least can add. I tried to post this yesterday but had to figure out the video code (read: ask someone) so I'm a bit laste, but no doubt the memory of yesterday's fun-and-form-filled day of stress is still fresh. To celebrate, and because you already know that these I think these guys are funny, here is a thematic video from my pals at Party Central USA. Enjoy!
"Only those who have experienced that kind of terror can fairly judge what it takes to survive it."
"People check you out, and if you have black roots and your hair is fried, it doesn't matter that you're carrying a Bottega bag."For the record, this is the first I have ever heard of a Bottega bag.