Yes, but I got TWO mugs!

"In lieu of payment, B-listers receive coffee mugs with a show's logo."

The above is in reference to my occasional appearances on MSNBC's "Scarborough Country." The mugs are shiny red with white lettering, because Joe loves Canada. Catch me here, on the Friday night of Labor Day weekend!

Meanwhile, Rush Limbaugh has no clue who I am. I must be doing something right!

The Chicken Pox, With Silver Lining

It's true, I have the chicken pox, and I'd be lying if I said it was pleasant and un-itchy. But - there is a plus side: I'm home on a Saturday night, with nothing better to do than watch this. And I'd be lying if I said that wasn't kinda awesome.

(Also kinda awesome: The fact that there's a nun in this scene. Comedy gold!)

(Also: I got your stamen right here. Okay, I'm done now.)